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Sometimes the jokes just write themselves

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Sometimes the jokes just write themselves

Postby Chilidog » Tue Dec 02, 2014 9:34 pm

AUSTIN, Texas — The University of Texas at Austin is missing about 100 brains.



That's about half of the specimens the university had in a collection of brains preserved in jars of formaldehyde. One of the missing brains preserved is believed to have belonged to clock tower sniper Charles Whitman.




http://abcnews.go.com/Weird/story?id=27322422



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Sometimes the jokes just write themselves

Postby SueDB » Tue Dec 02, 2014 10:22 pm









AUSTIN, Texas — The University of Texas at Austin is missing about 100 brains.



That's about half of the specimens the university had in a collection of brains preserved in jars of formaldehyde. One of the missing brains preserved is believed to have belonged to clock tower sniper Charles Whitman.






http://abcnews.go.com/Weird/story?id=27322422







Missing Brains??? Check Volkonski's thread



http://thefogbow.com/forum/topic/2519-recipes/?p=598493




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Re: Sometimes the jokes just write themselves

Postby phelana » Wed Apr 27, 2016 1:34 pm

This seems like a good place for this...

Divorcee builds pie-shaped house to spite ex, runs afoul of laws against 'malicious erections'
http://www.oregonlive.com/hg/index.ssf/ ... rt_gallery


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Postby noblepa » Wed Apr 27, 2016 1:48 pm

Chilidog wrote:AUSTIN, Texas — The University of Texas at Austin is missing about 100 brains.

That's about half of the specimens the university had in a collection of brains preserved in jars of formaldehyde. One of the missing brains preserved is believed to have belonged to clock tower sniper Charles Whitman.

http://abcnews.go.com/Weird/story?id=27322422



Yeah, one of the brains belonged to Hans Delbruck, and another belonged to Abby Normal.



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Postby Maybenaut » Wed Apr 27, 2016 1:57 pm

phelana wrote:This seems like a good place for this...

Divorcee builds pie-shaped house to spite ex, runs afoul of laws against 'malicious erections'
http://www.oregonlive.com/hg/index.ssf/ ... rt_gallery

I used to live in Alameda, CA, and there was a spite house there. Don't remember anything about malicious erections, though... :-?



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Postby phelana » Wed Apr 27, 2016 2:00 pm

Where I once worked they built a chimney shaped fountain to honor a local politician. The fountain would freeze over in winter. We nicknamed it Fredick's Famous Last Erection. (Not the politician's real name...for my safety, not his)


Beatrice: Sigh no more, ladies, sigh no more. Men were deceivers ever. One foot in sea and one on shore, to one thing constant never. Then sigh not so but let them go and be you blithe and bonny, converting all your sounds of woe into hey nonny nonny.

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Re: Sometimes the jokes just write themselves

Postby DejaMoo » Wed Apr 27, 2016 2:51 pm

Chilidog wrote:AUSTIN, Texas — The University of Texas at Austin is missing about 100 brains.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81qIUuExQmQ



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Postby Family Liberty Patriot » Wed Apr 27, 2016 2:57 pm

Love Jonathan Coulton... oh, and look, it's almost the First of May!


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Postby spiduh » Wed Apr 27, 2016 3:40 pm

Maybenaut wrote:
phelana wrote:This seems like a good place for this...

Divorcee builds pie-shaped house to spite ex, runs afoul of laws against 'malicious erections'
http://www.oregonlive.com/hg/index.ssf/ ... rt_gallery

I used to live in Alameda, CA, and there was a spite house there. Don't remember anything about malicious erections, though... :-?

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Postby Family Liberty Patriot » Wed Apr 27, 2016 3:45 pm



"The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness."

John Kenneth Galbraith (1908 - 2006)

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Postby Skip Intro » Wed Apr 27, 2016 8:59 pm

Philippine presidential frontrunner Rodrigo Duterte vows to pardon himself for murder

Philippine presidential frontrunner Rodrigo Duterte has joked about his penis and vowed to pardon himself for mass murder, as he took his profanity-laced campaign to the nation's business elite.


How'd the GOP miss running this guy?

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-04-28/p ... on/7365436

He and President Trump will have a lot in common.



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Postby phelana » Thu Apr 28, 2016 1:26 am

Stash Tea files lawsuit against Stash Cannabis on 4/20
http://katu.com/news/local/stash-tea-fi ... bis-on-420


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