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Funny Pictures/Cartoons

Post by Suranis » Tue May 02, 2017 8:17 pm

High time we had one of these

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Post by Tiredretiredlawyer » Tue May 02, 2017 8:49 pm

A vagina? I've had one for years.
“I’ve been hooked since my first smell of C-4.” Linda Cox, first female Air Force Explosive Ordnance Disposal Technician, first to lead her own unit, go to war, be awarded a Bronze Star, and hold the highest enlisted rank of chief master sergeant.

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Re: Funny Pictures/Cartoons

Post by Suranis » Tue May 02, 2017 11:54 pm

Is yours missing an I?
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Re: Funny Pictures/Cartoons

Post by Sam the Centipede » Wed May 03, 2017 12:32 am

TRL's comment felt like the second part of a discussion about buying a car:

"I need a new car and I fancy a European compact. I like the look of the Fiat Vagina."
Tiredretiredlawyer wrote:A vagina? I've had one for years.
(If it were a Vagna, it wouldn't be a Fiat. Perhaps a Renault or Skoda.)

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Re: Funny Pictures/Cartoons

Post by Techno Luddite » Wed May 03, 2017 4:48 am

My first car was a fiat. It looked good, was red, and it didn't work very often.

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Post by Tiredretiredlawyer » Wed May 03, 2017 8:10 am

Suranis wrote:Is yours missing an I?
You are a decidedly sly little mouse, Suranis. :mrgreen: Only my husband knows for sure.
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Post by Tiredretiredlawyer » Wed May 03, 2017 8:12 am

Sam the Centipede wrote:TRL's comment felt like the second part of a discussion about buying a car:

"I need a new car and I fancy a European compact. I like the look of the Fiat Vagina."
Tiredretiredlawyer wrote:A vagina? I've had one for years.
(If it were a Vagna, it wouldn't be a Fiat. Perhaps a Renault or Skoda.)
A Ferrari. (Oops! Did I really confess type that?
“I’ve been hooked since my first smell of C-4.” Linda Cox, first female Air Force Explosive Ordnance Disposal Technician, first to lead her own unit, go to war, be awarded a Bronze Star, and hold the highest enlisted rank of chief master sergeant.

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Re: Funny Pictures/Cartoons

Post by RoadScholar » Wed May 03, 2017 9:34 am

Careful! You could put an "I" out with that thing! [as he ducks and covers]

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Post by Sam the Centipede » Wed May 03, 2017 10:50 am

Tiredretiredlawyer wrote:
Sam the Centipede wrote:TRL's comment felt like the second part of a discussion about buying a car:

"I need a new car and I fancy a European compact. I like the look of the Fiat Vagina."
Tiredretiredlawyer wrote:A vagina? I've had one for years.
(If it were a Vagna, it wouldn't be a Fiat. Perhaps a Renault or Skoda.)
A Ferrari. (Oops! Did I really confess type that?
Nope. A Ferrari is a penis substitute.
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Some years ago, I was driving a little Fiat along an autostrada in Italy to Vicenza or Sienna (I can't remember which, possibly somewhere completely different, memories fade). Ferrari after Ferrari after Ferrari was passing us and we found the explanation when we arrived at the town. In the main square was a large rally of Ferraris, parked in neat rows. I was amused to see that the cars which weren't bright red had all been exiled to a distant corner of the square, outcast as heretics and lepers. Clearly one could have any color one wished, as long as it was the correct shade of red!

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Re: Funny Pictures/Cartoons

Post by Suranis » Mon May 15, 2017 12:50 pm

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Post by Suranis » Mon May 15, 2017 12:52 pm

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Re: Funny Pictures/Cartoons

Post by RoadScholar » Mon May 15, 2017 1:25 pm

If looks could kill...
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Re: Funny Pictures/Cartoons

Post by Slartibartfast » Mon May 15, 2017 2:13 pm

RoadScholar wrote:If looks could kill...
...then that look would disintegrate.
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