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Which sex robot should I buy?

Post by Foggy » Sat Aug 19, 2017 5:02 pm

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What Sex Robot Should You Order?


Unconditional love is hard to come by in a flesh-and-blood romantic partner. That’s why Douglas Hines created Roxxxy, a robotic companion programmed to satisfy all your romantic and sexual desires.

Those looking for warmth and companionship will find it in the “Mature Martha” version of Roxxxy, an older MILF-type. Twentysomething “Wild Wendy,” by contrast, is more sexually outgoing. Eighteen-year-old “Young Yoko” is less sexually experienced, but very spontaneous and experimental in the bedroom. And “S&M Susan” is into ball gags and being tied up.

Sex robots have been much discussed in the media recently, with features in outlets including British GQ, CNET, and the British Daily Star, which recently reported that Marilyn Monroe was the most regularly requested sex robot by heterosexual men. The problem is, said Hines, that Monroe’s estate would have to approve a likeness of her self being transformed into a sex robot.

“Our robots allow people to experiment and fulfill the desires that they may not be able to express because their real-life partner doesn’t allow it,” said Hines, who unveiled his first version of Roxxxy in 2010 at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas. He established his New Jersey-based company, True Companion, to sell artificial companionship to the public.
His robotic Roxxxys can be tailored to match a person’s social, romantic, and sexual desires. If you’re interested in sports, your True Companion sex robot might talk to you about an upcoming NBA game or tennis tournament. If your aging mother is unwell, your True Companion robot will ask how she’s feeling—and might propose sex as a way to relieve your stress.
Decisions, decisions. :think: :confused:
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Re: Which sex robot should I buy?

Post by Tiredretiredlawyer » Sat Aug 19, 2017 5:08 pm

Again with the discrimination! No "Roxxx" types being sold! :madguy:
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Post by gupwalla » Sat Aug 19, 2017 5:09 pm

DO NOT MENTION MY MOTHER IN ONE BREATH AND INITIATE SEX WITH THE NEXT.

Thank you, that is all.
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Re: Which sex robot should I buy?

Post by Foggy » Sat Aug 19, 2017 5:11 pm

After a brief consultation with ol' Wifehorn, I suddenly have a more immediately relevant question.

What's the best treatment for a black eye? :blackeye:

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Re: Which sex robot should I buy?

Post by Sterngard Friegen » Sat Aug 19, 2017 5:41 pm

Don't get one with sizers.

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Post by Techno Luddite » Sat Aug 19, 2017 5:51 pm

I suggest you should purchase the Fox News special edition model, with a pre-recorded political message, alternative giggle track, and remote inflatable breast adjustment.

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Post by Dan1100 » Sat Aug 19, 2017 6:07 pm

Funny you should ask that, my alternate Bannon firing spoof idea was that he got caught in his office with a slightly larger than life size Katy Tur sex doll.
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Post by Foggy » Sat Aug 19, 2017 6:59 pm

gupwalla wrote:DO NOT MENTION MY MOTHER IN ONE BREATH AND INITIATE SEX WITH THE NEXT.

Thank you, that is all.
Oh, dear me. I seem to have triggered an inappropriate and possibly highly traumatic memory. :oops: :P

But we're all friends here, Guppy. Tell us all about it. :dance: :blink:
Edit: (It's Saturday night, but I can't go play in the drunk tank inasmuch as I quit drinking on July 15. So a lighthearted thread is just the ticket, n'est ce pas?)
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Re: Which sex robot should I buy?

Post by Orlylicious » Sat Aug 19, 2017 6:59 pm

Well Foggy, there's Harmony... Or are you proposing an Orly Taitz sex robot? :lol:
Meet Harmony the sex robot so realistic she orgasms…and she’ll even remember your birthday
The girlfriend of your dreams - whose genitalia can be detached and washed in the dishwasher :shock:
https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/3559664 ... -birthday/

Porn stars are getting in on the action:
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Meet Japanese porn star Asa Akira who inspired the world’s most expensive sex robot EVER – and she’d even romp with it herself


California-based firm is pioneering the next generation of sex dolls which are based on adult actress' flawless bodies
By Patrick Knox 1st August 2017, 12:12 pm

A NEW sex doll has been created by replicating the body of a well-known Japanese porn star.

The ultra-realistic Wicked Real Doll is based on the adult actress Asa Akira and will be the most expensive on the market, according to reports.

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And hey don't forget the guy robots!
New Male Sex Robots With Bionic Penises May Just Replace Men in The Pleasure Department

In recent times there has been a ton of talk about sex dolls and women made of plastic. However, women are just as worked up about these dolls.

Companies like ‘Real Doll’ are going to be making male sex dolls as well. They will have batteries in them and can be charged to last for as long as you want them to. They will be able to respond to verbal cues and will be able to outperform any normal sex toy.

It is being called the “ultimate pleasure experience”, but it really makes you wonder where society is going. His bionic penis may be enough to make you kiss real men goodbye, but is that really what we want? To get rid of real human relationships, and replace them with machines? These male sex robots are equipped with things that will make your heart stop. They will be able to plug into the things that make a woman have a better experience, for instance, things like conversation and backstories.

These dolls will be able to carry their human lovers around and do things you usually have to trick a real man into doing. These robots will be able to literally thrust their member into their human lovers. They will be able to move as you would need them to.
http://evome.co/new-male-sex-robots-wit ... epartment/

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Re: Which sex robot should I buy?

Post by Foggy » Sat Aug 19, 2017 7:13 pm

If dogs run free, why not we?

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Post by Sugar Magnolia » Sat Aug 19, 2017 7:43 pm

Orlylicious wrote:And hey don't forget the guy robots!
New Male Sex Robots With Bionic Penises May Just Replace Men in The Pleasure Department

These male sex robots are equipped with things that will make your heart stop. They will be able to plug into the things that make a woman have a better experience, for instance, things like conversation and backstories.

These dolls will be able to carry their human lovers around and do things you usually have to trick a real man into doing. These robots will be able to literally thrust their member into their human lovers. They will be able to move as you would need them to.
http://evome.co/new-male-sex-robots-wit ... epartment/

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Re: Which sex robot should I buy?

Post by gupwalla » Sat Aug 19, 2017 8:12 pm

Foggy wrote:Oh, dear me. I seem to have triggered an inappropriate and possibly highly traumatic memory. :oops: :P

But we're all friends here, Guppy. Tell us all about it. :dance: :blink:
No traumatic memories, I just don't like to think of "mom" and "sex" in close proximity to one another.
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Re: Which sex robot should I buy?

Post by Techno Luddite » Sat Aug 19, 2017 8:13 pm

They tried to market a Steve Bannon model but it would short circuit and repetitively try to autofellate itself.

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Post by gupwalla » Sat Aug 19, 2017 8:16 pm

Techno Luddite wrote:They tried to market a Steve Bannon model but it would short circuit and repetitively try to autofellate itself.
Plus, too, it was so fat, drunk, and ugly it induced epidemic headaches in all women in the test group.
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Re: Which sex robot should I buy?

Post by Suranis » Sat Aug 19, 2017 10:09 pm

I tried ordering one, but when i tried a message game up saying "let's just be friends." goddam realistic AI ...
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Post by gupwalla » Sat Aug 19, 2017 10:16 pm

Seriously. 9:15 PM in Dallas and I could be asleep if I wanted to be. No snowflakes around to interrupt my repose.
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