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Postby DrConspiracy » Sat Feb 28, 2009 10:50 pm



Heard any good Obama conspiracy theory/eligibility jokes?Here's my opener:Orly Taitz walks into a bar, and they throw her out. :lol:





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Postby mimi » Mon Mar 02, 2009 7:15 pm



Not a joke, but kind of fun graphic that accompanies a story over at [/break1]com/]Mario Piperni dot Com - Where Left Is Right ;) Oh... and did you all notice that 12 new members signed up today so far? Wow! Was the Politijab link posted somewhere in particular? And, welcome new members!http://mariopiperni.com/wp-contentsrc="http://thefogbow.com/forum/uploads/2009/02/poster-conspiracy.jpg






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Postby Highlands » Tue Mar 03, 2009 2:15 am



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Postby Justin » Tue Mar 03, 2009 3:29 am



Hey folks, these things are cracking me up. However, I'm gonna move 'em to the "comic strip" forum. That's the best spot for 'em. I'll probably rename that forum to something slightly more in line with what we have there.The LOLcats are killing me... *grin*





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Postby Jez » Mon Mar 09, 2009 3:29 pm



@foggy,I just sent your two jokes to my VERY Republican father. I hope he enjoys them. :)




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Postby mimi » Fri Mar 13, 2009 9:36 am




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Postby LM K » Fri Mar 13, 2009 5:39 pm



That is awesome, Mimi! (I had hoped it was real....)



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Postby mimi » Sun Mar 15, 2009 6:59 pm



From Salon's "[/break1]salon.com/blog/mjwycha/2009/03/14/a_conservative_comment_thread_on_a_liberal_blog_site]The Dead Letter Office"





A Conservative Comment Thread





Jag-Off’s Blog-o-Rama!









Obambi’s Socialist Dream Theater





Blah…blah…blah…socialist…blah…blah…blah…taxpayer…blah…God…blah





…blah…fail…taxes…blah…real Americans…blah…brown people taking our jobs…blah…blah…blah!





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13 comments 3 rated





comments:





“Totally agree Joe Jag-off, that was a great post on the dangers of government intrusion and the crisis we now face. We’ve fought wars over this sort of thing! Its time we proudly assert that this is a Christian nation! TAKE BACK AMERICA BEFORE ITS TO LATE!!!”





--jesuslvr







“Yeah! Stupid librul sheep!





@ jesuslvr, I think its already too late. Its only a matter of time before the house of cards obama has built comes crashing down. Get ready for hell on earth.”





--Hardcoreconservative









“I’m not sure I agree that it’s too late hardcore. Obambi’s policies will exacerbate the problem, and lead to a morass of socialist redtape that a future conservative admin will have to chop away, like a cancer. If we can survive the stupidity of “the New Deal” we can survive this insanity.”





--Joe Jag-Off









“I’m not sure I follow you Jag. Are you suggesting that the economic crisis was caused during the past two months that Obama has been in office? What about the past eight years?"





--OSFred









“A reasoned and articulate post jag. These poor naïve fools are content entrenched in their fairy-tale ideology. Now is the time for fiscal responsibility. Now is the time to protect America and Americans. Now is the time for people to pull themselves up like my grandparents did. The welfare state is dead. Socialism failed. We need solutions not empty rhetoric from another liberal empty suit.”





--Rand-N-Roll









“Oh here we go. You know these libs don’t have anything when all they can do is carp about the past “eight years.” Why don’t you address the points Jag made in his post OSfred?”





--Rand-N-Roll









“He won’t address the points I made because he’s got nothing except his vacuous ideology.”





--Joe Jag-Off









“Yeah, vacuous ideology.”





--Jesuslvr









Yeah, vacuous ideology.”





--Hardcoreconservative









“Yeah, vacuous ideology.”





--Rand-N-Roll









“Hello? Hello?”





“Did you hear that? Did you hear that?”





“Is there an echo in here? Is there an echo in here?”









Music by Todd Snyder





Video by Michael Schaubach

http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=si0WTCMrksw





Some of the "real" comments to this piece were funny. You can go over and look if you want.





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Postby mimi » Tue Apr 07, 2009 6:57 pm



I saw this at stole this from Mario Piperni's Blog:





[/break1]com/economy/how-bad-is-the-economy.php]How bad is the Economy?





http://mariopiperni.com/wp-contentsrc="http://thefogbow.com/forum/uploads/2009/04/image.jpg



Cats can be so overdramatic!





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Postby Whatever4 » Wed Aug 07, 2013 1:43 pm

Dear Lord," the pastor began, with arms extended and a rapturous look on his upturned face, "without you we are but dust...." He would have continued, but at that moment one very obedient little girl (who was listening carefully for a change) leaned over to her mother and asked quite audibly in her shrill, little girl voice: "Mommy? What is butt dust?" Church was pretty much over at that point....

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Postby ducktape » Wed Aug 07, 2013 2:59 pm

Dear Lord," the pastor began, with arms extended and a rapturous look on his upturned face, "without you we are but dust...." He would have continued, but at that moment one very obedient little girl (who was listening carefully for a change) leaned over to her mother and asked quite audibly in her shrill, little girl voice: "Mommy? What is butt dust?" Church was pretty much over at that point....

This actually happened. My grandmother was a staunch Southern Baptist. We were not -- my mother had escaped and we were now Episcopalians, but we were visiting in Tampa when I was about six, and for some reason my grandmother took me with her to the First Baptist Church. Once.My grandmother was deaf, so we sat in her customary place in the second row, right under the pulpit. What I knew as "church" was a small building, with a familiar liturgy conducted at the altar by a priest assisted by an acolyte and maybe a lay reader (who was sometimes my dad). But my grandmother's church was big, with lots of people involved in the service. After the preliminary hymns and such were over, the main preacher ascended the steps to the pulpit and, pretty soon, he was into a thunderous sermon right above our heads.I knew that I had to speak up when I asked my grandmother anything, if I wanted her to hear me. Just as the preacher took a pause for breath, in that moment of silence, I asked my grandmother in a piercing voice, "Grandmommy, why does the Chief Priest shout?"The congregation tittered, and my grandmother quickly ushered me out. And that was the last time she took me to church with her.



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Postby Danraft » Wed Aug 07, 2013 9:35 pm

Orly Taitz walks into a bar... the bartender looks at her..sobers a second, and says, "Why the long face".



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Postby Whatever4 » Fri Sep 13, 2013 10:05 am

NSFW[link]If Sex Was Used to Advertise Everything,http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_658_if-sex-was-used-to-advertise-everything/[/link]Some of these are perfect.


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Postby gsgs » Mon Oct 21, 2013 6:46 am

what's the difference between birthers and obots ?obots are _trying_ to be funny



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Postby Whatever4 » Mon Oct 21, 2013 10:57 am

what's the difference between birthers and obots ?{size=1]obots are trying to be funny[/size]

Obots have moved on.


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Postby Skip Intro » Mon Oct 21, 2013 11:37 am

Heard any good Obama conspiracy theory/eligibility jokes?Here's my opener:Orly Taitz walks into a bar, and they throw her out. :lol:

I like the shorter version of the joke: "Orly Tatiz".



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Postby gsgs » Tue Oct 22, 2013 12:03 pm

treffen sich zwei 2nd-Amendment Demonstranten.Beide tot.{size=1]two 2nd-amendment pro-gun protesters met - both dead.German pun : to meet = to hitoriginally it goes: two hunters meet : both dead.I had to think at it when I saw Zullo talking with Alex Jonesabout gun-rights[/size]



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Postby pjhimself » Sat Nov 02, 2013 10:30 am

My Uncle Frank was a staunch Conservative. He voted straight Republican until the day he died, in Chicago. Since then, he has voted Democrat!



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Postby RTH10260 » Sat Nov 02, 2013 1:24 pm

My Uncle Frank was a staunch Conservative. He voted straight Republican until the day he died, in Chicago. Since then, he has voted Democrat!

[sekrit]Someone call Meroni and Taitz :(([/sekrit]



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Postby kate520 » Sat Nov 02, 2013 2:18 pm

what's the difference between birthers and obots ?obots are _trying_ to be funny

That's a pretty good one. There's hope for you yet, gsgsgsgsgsgs.



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Postby pjhimself » Sun Nov 03, 2013 11:22 am

Remember when Nancy Pelosi said:“We have to pass it, to find out what’s in it.”A physician called into a radio show and said:"That's the definition of a stool sample."That pretty well sums it up......don't'cha think ???



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Postby Sterngard Friegen » Sat Dec 07, 2013 2:31 pm

An e-mail I got this morning: A WOMAN'S POEM: Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. Who loves to listen all day long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's rich and self-employed, And when I spend, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and holds my hand.. Massages my feet and helps me stand. I pray this man will love no other. And relish visits with my mother. A man who loves to cook and clean.Send a king to make me a queen. A MAN'S POEM: I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with Big tits who owns a bar on a golf course, And loves to send me fishing and drinking. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.


The Sternsig rule: When there are a finite number of ways to screw something up, Orly Taitz will find an infinite number of ways to do it.

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Postby Dolly » Sat Dec 07, 2013 2:54 pm

That reminds me of something I heard on the radio years ago.

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN/MANHow to Impress a Woman:compliment her,kiss her,caress her,love her,comfort her,protect her,hold her,spend money on her,wine & dine her,listen to her,stand by her,support her,go to the ends of the earth for her.How to Impress a Man:show up naked,bring beer.

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