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Trump's Cabinet.

Postby Chilidog » Thu Apr 28, 2016 9:42 am

Ok, President Elect Trump just called you and needs your help in picking the members of his cabinet.

"Help" him out. Who would you recommend as a fitting symbol of a Trump administration?


I'll start:

Cliven Bundy as Secretary of the interior.

Kim Davis as Secretary of Labor.



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Re: Trump's Cabinet.

Postby Family Liberty Patriot » Thu Apr 28, 2016 9:51 am

Wilson Goode, Secretary of Housing & Urban Development.

Bob Dornan, War Secretary (yeah, that's back.)

Pat Buchanan, Secretary of State.


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Re: Trump's Cabinet.

Postby jmj » Thu Apr 28, 2016 9:53 am

Jesse Ventura's gotta be in there somewhere, no?



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Re: Trump's Cabinet.

Postby Chilidog » Thu Apr 28, 2016 9:54 am

Sarah Palin is going to be Secretary of State.



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Re: Trump's Cabinet.

Postby SueDB » Thu Apr 28, 2016 9:55 am

Chilidog wrote:Ok, President Elect Trump just called you and needs your help in picking the members of his cabinet.

"Help" him out. Who would you recommend as a fitting symbol of a Trump administration?


I'll start:

Cliven Bundy as Secretary of the interior.

Kim Davis as Secretary of Labor.


Franklin Graham as the newly created Secretary for Enforcing Religion


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Re: Trump's Cabinet.

Postby Chilidog » Thu Apr 28, 2016 9:55 am

jmj wrote:Jesse Ventura's gotta be in there somewhere, no?


In charge of NASA.



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Re: Trump's Cabinet.

Postby SueDB » Thu Apr 28, 2016 9:57 am

Chilidog wrote:
jmj wrote:Jesse Ventura's gotta be in there somewhere, no?


In charge of NASA.


Secretary of Rocket Surgery


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Re: Trump's Cabinet.

Postby Chilidog » Thu Apr 28, 2016 9:57 am

Chris Christie as the Secretary of Transportation.



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Re: Trump's Cabinet.

Postby Chilidog » Thu Apr 28, 2016 9:57 am

Where do we put Ben Carson?



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Re: Trump's Cabinet.

Postby Chilidog » Thu Apr 28, 2016 9:59 am

Who gets to be head of the EPA?

Rick Perry or Rick Snyder?



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Re: Trump's Cabinet.

Postby Family Liberty Patriot » Thu Apr 28, 2016 10:00 am

THAT would be Palin.


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Re: Trump's Cabinet.

Postby Piffle » Thu Apr 28, 2016 10:05 am

Orly Taitz Secretary of Health and Human Services

Kent Hovind Secretary of Education



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Re: Trump's Cabinet.

Postby jmj » Thu Apr 28, 2016 10:06 am

Judging by his campaign organization, I suspect in reality that it'd just be staffed by former Apprentice contestants.



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Re: Trump's Cabinet.

Postby Piffle » Thu Apr 28, 2016 10:06 am

Jeb Bush Secretary of Energy



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Re: Trump's Cabinet.

Postby Foggy » Thu Apr 28, 2016 10:07 am

Grossly Inappropriate Larry Klayman for Attorney General.



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Re: Trump's Cabinet.

Postby Chilidog » Thu Apr 28, 2016 10:08 am

jmj wrote:Judging by his campaign organization, I suspect in reality that it'd just be staffed by former Apprentice contestants.



So: Gary Busey as Secretary of Defense, then.



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Re: Trump's Cabinet.

Postby Sterngard Friegen » Thu Apr 28, 2016 10:10 am

Roy Moore, Attorney General (before appointment to SCOTUS).


The Sternsig rule: Orly Taitz will find an infinite number of ways to screw things up; Larry Klayman will continue to call attention to a court finding that "on more than one occasion [he] act[ed] in a grossly inappropriate manner with [his] children."

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Re: Trump's Cabinet.

Postby jmj » Thu Apr 28, 2016 10:13 am

Piffle wrote:Jeb Bush Secretary of Energy


Ha! Took me a while but I finally got it. :-D

I guess he can inspire us to conserve energy by example, eh?



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Re: Trump's Cabinet.

Postby Jim » Thu Apr 28, 2016 10:15 am

Rush Limbaugh Chief of Anti-Hair joke police. Yeah...it would be a cabinet position in a Trump administration.



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Re: Trump's Cabinet.

Postby Slim Cognito » Thu Apr 28, 2016 11:12 am

Michelle Fiore - The Bureau of Moonshine, Chew and Big Ass...Guns.


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Re: Trump's Cabinet.

Postby Suranis » Thu Apr 28, 2016 11:19 am

Clint Eastwood, Secretary of the Interior.


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Re: Trump's Cabinet.

Postby Sterngard Friegen » Thu Apr 28, 2016 11:43 am

Orly Taitz - Special Permanent Envoy to Somalia.


The Sternsig rule: Orly Taitz will find an infinite number of ways to screw things up; Larry Klayman will continue to call attention to a court finding that "on more than one occasion [he] act[ed] in a grossly inappropriate manner with [his] children."

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Re: Trump's Cabinet.

Postby ZekeB » Thu Apr 28, 2016 12:02 pm

Ben Carson and Pasture Manning: co-Chaplains



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Re: Trump's Cabinet.

Postby jtmunkus » Thu Apr 28, 2016 12:07 pm

At least 3 family members, including the two douchebag sons that follow him around.



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Re: Trump's Cabinet.

Postby esseff44 » Thu Apr 28, 2016 12:08 pm

Why would Trump need a cabinet? He would just turn all the departments over to his children to manage just as he did with his business ventures.


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